Following public vote-offs, tears and tantrums, the storm in Love Island seemed to settle down in the latest episode.

With two newbies, Katie Salmon and Adam Jukes, making their debut in the Majorca mansion, islanders kept their usual gossiping behind people’s backs to a minimum to enjoy a few rare laughs.

Adam of Love Island.
Adam Maxted (ITV)

And in the midst of this all, one person stood out as he attempted to show off his *sparkling* wit.

Set with the task of choosing a new female islander, personal trainer Adam Maxted decided the best way to do it was to compare all the ladies to Haribos.

Yes, you’ve heard right, HARIBOS.

The internet promptly exploded.

Some wanted to know why…

There were others who couldn’t get their heads around the fact that he compared women to Haribos.

Was English Adam’s favourite subject in school?

Then, Adam went on to say “egg” was his favourite Haribo (who, by the way, represents leopard-print bikini-wearing Katie).

However, one person wasn’t impressed.

We think Adam needs to go back to the drawing board with his metaphors.