MAY I clear up any misunderstanding that exists between the Worcestershire Pothole Protection Association and the Worcestershire Pothole Preservation Society.

Both groups came together over the festive season and are now know as the Worcestershire Hole, Official Pothole Protection and Preservation Society (WHOPPPS).

So that we may continue to preserve and protect the county potholes, making us the 'go to' county for pothole tourism, WHOPPPS calls on the authorities to stop putting little bits of tarmac in them.

Thankfully, early indications are that those already so vandalised will return to normal during the cold snap.

WHOPPPS also needs the help of trained scuba divers to help us investigate some well know potholes so that we can apply for historical preservation orders.

Baron Fullstop

Official Monster Raving Loony Party

Childswickham